Comments on: Things I Am Anal About

By: Scott

Scott — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:22:11 +0000

Bread, Mustard, Meat, Cheese, Lettuce, Mayo, Bread for me!

By: David

David — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:22:13 +0000

My wife does not understand why spreads (mayo, mustard, hummus, etc.) must continue to the edge of the bread on all four sides. Two 1″ x 2″ pieces of cheese on a tortilla do not make a Quesadilla. And turning on your turn signal as you make a turn doesn’t count.

By: kc

kc — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:57:13 +0000

Anything left ajar makes me twitchy. Closet doors, cabinets, drawers.

By: Big Daddy Paul

Big Daddy Paul — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:16:39 +0000

I am not passive aggressive, Brad. You’d know that if you hung out more. I miss hanging with you. You are stupid.

Tracy, I think you should give up on the birf control hang up, as anyone who would use the work “birf” desperately needs contraception. Let ‘em have it.

Laura, we need a bad ass woman on TV making knife work look awesome. It’s all about role models.

By: honeypiehorse

honeypiehorse — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 07:59:53 +0000

Oh, dear, then there’s just no woman you can be happy with. We don’t do knives. My husband has learned to think of it as ‘cute’ and keeps the hospital on speed dial.

I don’t eat garbage myself but have on several occassions fed it to my children. Of course, I use the 10 second rule.

By: Tracy Weitz

Tracy Weitz — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 05:12:28 +0000

I’m neurotic about many things here are a few:
1. The chairs in a conference room should match. This is the showcase of an office and not the broken chair dumping ground.
2. It is birth control not birf control
3. Can I do it and May I do it mean two different things.
4. Wine should always be consumed in glass, unless it has been mixed with soda and then it isn’t wine anymore.
5. LITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: brad

brad — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 03:55:35 +0000

or maybe you’re aggressively passive?

By: brad

brad — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 03:55:08 +0000

passively aggressive anyone?