I Finished My Book!

Posted by Big Daddy Paul in Paul Writes a Book

PaulI freaking did it! Eight and a half years ago, I started this blog as a way to capture our adventures during a seven week business trip/family vacation to Europe. Five years ago, I decided that things got sufficiently weird during the trip that it would make for an interesting book. I wrote it, rewrote it, and then rewrote it again, weaving together harrowing tales of wandering the streets of Europe at three in the morning with a sleepless toddler with a larger take on what it is like out there for a stay-at-home dad. The result is a 70,000 word memoir, chock full of goofy stories, food reviews and the gender politics involved when a man performs the work previously done by women. I’m really proud of it, it’s appropriately inappropriate. Above all, it’s really funny, the kind of book that a book club can devour over some wine and laughs.

Why am I telling you this? I am new to this and need help! I would like to figure out if this is something I self publish and give to my friends and family or if it is something more: something that I can get published by real, live publishing house. I know that getting a book published is incredibly difficult, and don’t presume anything. Much of what is in the book, though, my journey from inexperienced dad to master of my domain, is a story worth reading. I would love to share it with a larger audience. To that end I am looking for two kinds of people:

  1. Do you know someone in the publishing business?

I need to get this in front of editors and agents. Do you know any? I know some of you do and I would love it if you could give me their particulars, or even better, an introduction! Cold calling about a book where I wander around the streets of Paris with ink on my pants is going to be tough. However, if you could vouch for me and get the book in front of someone, I would be eternally grateful. I have sample chapters I can send out and am finalizing a letter of inquiry. Let me know!

2. Are you a critical book reader?

I’ve never written a book before! I don’t know if I wrote this the right way. It’s funny, but so are videos of getting hit in the crotch with a nerf bat. Not everything is ready for prime time, and I would love your feedback. You could help me with how the book is structured and whether it is focused on the right things. This isn’t a opportunity for you to say “Sure, Paul I’ll read your book,” and then tell me a while later that you thought it was “neat.”  You can do that after it gets published in whatever format it takes. I am looking for people interested in giving this a serious critical eye, helping me transform the book in its current form into something even better. Are you up for it?

I am calling the book “With My Elbows In My Pockets,” a reference to cooking in a London kitchen that fit entirely in a small closet. It aptly describes my feelings of being hamstrung by society, by my own lack of experience, and the difficulties of life on the road. I hope you all get to read it someday.

I’m Going To Write A Book

Posted by Big Daddy Paul in Paul Writes a Book

Blogs are nice, but you can’t read them very easily while going to the bathroom or while sidling up to the swim up bar. Sadly, these are the things I care about most. To ameliorate this, I am going to write a book.

I know what you must be thinking, “Paul, you’re not that bright, whatever are you going to write about?” Fear not, naysayers, there is one thing that I do indeed know a lot about, and that is being me. I am going to write a book about my goofy experiences as a stay at home dad. I like making people laugh and want to get the word out that being a stay at home dad is a fun and rewarding experience. I am going to hit two birds with one stone and hope that both birds die. Then, I’ll sell the birds for a lot of money and use that money to put Malcolm through school. That’s the plan, anyways.

I figured I would start with the reason this blog came into our existence, our trip to Europe a few years ago. The trip was very challenging and I think will be a interesting backdrop for me to tell my silly stories. It will be a mixture of a travel memoir, foodie journal, and stay at home dad expose. If you need a frame of reference, think Jason Bourne with a toddler and an affinity for fried dough.

Why I am I telling you this? I tell you everything! This blog got a lot easier to do when I realized that I should just write about everything that we are going through. Well, this is what I’m doing! I am sure I will fuck things up in this endeavor like I do with everything else that I set my mind to, so count on reading about missteps I take down the long path to literary stardom.

From time to time, I will write posts about the process of getting the book published. I’ll also be working on sample chapters, so some upcoming posts might seem weird. I didn’t want you to get worried that all of a sudden I had an apartment in London or was getting thrown out of French boutiques.

So that’s what I am up to today. If you want a glimpse of what a book of mine would be like, print this out and take it with you to the bathroom. Let me know how it goes.