Big Daddy Paul Will Solve All Your Problems

Posted by Big Daddy Paul in Miscellaneous Waste of Time

So, I have a cool new feature on my blog. My wife might call it “Enhanced Functionality,” but if she did I might call her a “Nerd.” You can now ask me a question. In the upper left of the blog, under the “About” button, you can click “Ask Big Daddy Paul,” and it will let you submit a question to me off line. I will then put your question in a post, and entertain you while I solve all the problems in your life. So, please use the cool new gadget that my superhero Kevin at Wayfire Media set up for me, you’ll be glad you did.

WIth a little help from me, soon you may be this happy.

In case you need some help, here are some things that you can ask about:

How do you teach your kids to dance like hip hop stars?

Should I stay with my man/woman?

When should I bathe my children?

What do you do with a dead pet?

How long can you legally keep the mormon missionary boys locked in the basement?

Is this mole cancerous?

How do you potty train your child?

How do you potty train your husband?

Yes, just fire a question my way and I will kill it dead. If you don’t ask, though, I can’t fix your problems. You’ll have no one to blame but yourself!

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